Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Best Comeback Ever

When I was 5, Neenee and I made up a really good comeback to say when someone has said something mean or idiotic. I , personally, have never had the chance to use it on anyone other than my sis or my husband but I look forward to using it one of these precious days. I've decided to share it with the world for the sake of everyone out there who's been insulted, then got mad at themself because they thought of something good to say after the fact. Feel free to use it-it is my gift. If Person A says something rude like, you look like crap today, Person B's response is:

Don't act wise, Bubble-eyes! Cut you down to Peanut-size!




*This has nothing to do with my dog, Peanut, whom, I didn't know then and everyone knows the high esteem in which I hold him.

8 comments:

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Ooooh, that's way better than Stupidhead and Doodoohead, my old standbys. It really makes them mad.

So you had that rhyming thing down at a pretty young age, then.

I'll let you know how it goes after I wipe the blood off.

MsLittlePea said...

Say it loud.

thethinker said...

I've always been a big fan of just saying "Shut Up", but I like your version much better.

Laurie said...

I'm writing that down...I think I might need to use it this week. Thanks!

Jay said...

Wow, it even rhymes. I don't see how this could fail to catch on.

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

That's a good line for a 5-year-old.

MsLittlePea said...

Can you tell I haven't changed much?
Glad you guys liked it. Use it to your hearts' content.

super des said...

With 3 snaps.
So using it.