Monday, September 10, 2007

Oh readers

Have you ever fantasized about faking your own death just to get away from certain relatives? Because that is how I feel right now.

Please leave me a comment and tell me you have so I don't feel like an asshole for thinking such horrid thoughts. (all lurkers welcome too)

16 comments:

Laurie said...

You are SO not an a**hole for thinking of this. In fact, I have considered doing it myself to get away from a couple of friends.

super des said...

I never have, but I will now that you've put the idea in my head. Run away to NYC. I know a place you can stay (if you help do some unpacking). ;)

Maurey Pierce said...

I usually fantasize first about THEIR deaths.

Maybe that makes me an even WORSE person!

Hel said...

Yesterday I visited my parents only to find the cousins I have been avoiding for the last three years clustered on the lawn.

What could I do? I had to spend the next three hours listening to an old lady talking about her Maltese in order to avoid them.

thailandchani said...

I'll do you one better. I've done it. :) In the early 90s, I stepped out my apartment door and disappeared, going several states away.

No. It's not terrible. Sometimes it's survival. :)


Peace,

~Chani
http://thailandgal.blogspot.com

Courtney said...

I tend to fantasize more about murdering the relative I want to get away from. ;)

justacoolcat said...

Don't worry. I think it's more common than we'd like to admit.

seventh sister said...

No, but I have thought seriously about running far away and starting a new life where nobody knows me. I was not creative enough to think about faking my own demise.

Marymurtz said...

We must have the same relatives.

flutter said...

um yes, right now as a matter of fact....

Whiskeymarie said...

I'm just going to say yes and leave it at that.

heartinsanfrancisco said...

I thought of it seriously when I was being stalked by a killer for many years. If I had been able to pull it off, I would have.

It worries me that someone is giving you such a rough time, though. If there is anything we can do to help, you know we all will be happy to do so.

At least don't compound your problems by thinking badly of yourself. That is undeserved and impractical. Good luck, Sweet Pea.

Kulpreet said...

Hi Littlepea,
Frankly I haven't. But now I am thinking, why.
Best solution to such problems: Get away, if you can. Otherwise, dream, at least of getting away. That keeps the spirit up.
Last, rough it out.

SUEB0B said...

I just never see them. That works, too.

Jay said...

Oh I think that's one of those universal feelings, hun.

Mariposa Speaks said...

This has been a thought for a week now... ;)