Wednesday, March 21, 2007

A Boyfriend for Neenee?-this is a 're-run' she wanted me to re-post so that we could make fun of him all over again. Enjoy!

Neenee didn't have her internet hooked up at the time this was originally posted so she wanted to me to re-post it. We still haven't gotten over the grossed-out-ness this gave us. The story behind this, if you've never seen it before is, this guy is a friend of a friend. When he heard that she was getting a divorce, this was his way of requesting a date. He sent this picture to her cell phone with the charming words of,"So when are we going out?"

Um, How about never?


I DON'T THINK SO!!!

As promised here is the picture of the idiot who thinks sending naked pictures of himself is the way to a girl's heart.


Hey Romeo! Let me give you a little tip-my sister doesn't want you ok? She might be too polite to say it frankly-but FRRRANKLY(and luckily)-I'm not. And sending her this picture thoroughly grossed us out. I'm sure you're really proud of yourself to have actually taken the time to pose and primp for her and maybe this sort of behavior works with the kind of women you're used to but you're not her type. What is her type? Well number 1-not you. Number 2-the opposite of you. Number 3-men who don't send pictures of themselves thinking the recipient will be too filled with desire to be grossed out by the fact that a total stranger just sent her a creepy naked photo. You know, really, we feel sorry for you-because you're delusional-we can tell that you're really impressed with yourself-it's obvious you take care of yourself-but maybe no one has put you in your place before or rejected you. And guess what, Mr.Ienjoysendingnakedpicturesofmyself. You're not as hot as ya think and by the way the disco era is over-crazy cool medallions should be put away or reserved only for gangsta rappers.......I'm sure I haven't hurt your feelings and that you'll go on with your life thinking you're hot-hot-hot, but I just thought you should know. For future reference: a simple,"hi how are you, would you like to join me for lunch?" is usually the best way to go if you want to date an actual person with a working brain.



She also wanted me to mention that he's from New Jersey, sells insurance, and he drives a BMW in case there are any ladies out there who might be interested in his hot-beefcake-action....

16 comments:

Laurie said...

HAHAHA! I rolled on the floor when you posted this the first time and it's even funnier the second! Thank you! God knows I needed a good laugh.

MsLittlePea said...

Glad to oblige...

super des said...

ha ha ha!
gross.
You Can tell he's from Jersey, though, and in my book that's bad.

MsLittlePea said...

Let me know if you want his number since he's not that far from you. Maybe you can make him some new jewelry since he so badly needs it...Actually I'm sure you have a nice co-worker you can introduce him to.

Thailand Gal said...

LOL! Oh, that's so... Craigslist!

Maybe his father is Mr. YaMeanI'mNotGonnaGetLaidForMyBDay?


:)


Peace,

~Chani

SUEB0B said...

At least he has a nice bathtub. That counts for something, doesn't it? LOL

MsLittlePea said...

Chani- I so thought of this when you posted about that guy!!!!

Suebob-that's pretty much the only thing that he's got going. And even then his ex-wife probably picked it out so credit goes to her....

Shanshu said...

Wow.

That is....wow. I can't believe that was his "let's go on a date" message. I mean....wow.

Funny. Scary. And I feel embarrassed for him.

Hel said...

Jeesh. Your post should carry a "not for sensitive viewers" warning.

He is GRIM.

And very funny

Laurie said...

OMG, Chani's comment is too funny!

MsLittlePea said...

I know, right!?

That's one clever little Yvonne said...

um what'd ya think the towel's for?

And I wonder how many times he had to take the picture to get the 'potpourri assortment' (that his ex obviously left behind) to hide his manliness? I wonder.

Courtney said...

Methinks he needs to be listed on Dont Date Him Girl.

MsLittlePea said...

Thanks Courtney. I'll tell my sister to look into it....for the sake of women everywhere.
:O)

drsharna said...

Too bad that wasn't posted in a public Men Seeking Women type personal ad. The Blog Goddesses over at Desperately Seeking...Something? would have fun reviewing him. Thanx for sharing anyway!

MsLittlePea said...

Oh I love that Blog!