An 11 month old awaits trial for a serious crime. He's being charged with domestic-bathroom assault and toilet paper abuse. Witnesses described him as a little, chubby cheeked, brown hair and blue eyed mini-me, wearing blue pants, white socks and a light blue shirt. The head of the household apparently caught the perpetrator in the act and immediately put him under arrest. He is currently behind crib bars and the judge has posted bail at 3 bottles of apple juice. He could receive up to 3 days of no pudding in lieu of incarceration. Officers should be warned that sight of suspect causes overwhelming urge to participate in cheek pinching.
What is the world coming to???
Thursday, April 05, 2007