Tuesday, August 28, 2007

I don't usually do this

But this guy deserved it because he was walking around the beach harassing young girls. I don't like to make fun of people's fashion choices, it's not nice and not something I find funny. HOWEVER, if you're looking at this picture and thinking," oh SH*#!That's me", let me give you some advice: If you're goal is to walk around the beach to harass teenage girls, it's probably not a good idea to do it in a fluorescent orange bikini bottom. In fact try not to go to JAIL and just hit on 18 year olds, but go out and buy some shorts first. You can get some at Walmart for $9.99--I saw some last week,OK? By the way, for future reference, women don't get turned on by men in bikinis licking their lips and making obscene tongue gestures at them. Now go home and tell all your friends please.


This post is dedicated to Ms.Maurey Pierce who, a few weeks ago wrote pure poetry about who I think might be this guy's cousin.

And remember this guy? I think he might be a cousin as well.

11 comments:

Maurey Pierce said...

OMG! The string sides and everything! I give this guy a little more credit, though, because at least his isn't flesh-toned.

MsLittlePea said...

Thankfully.

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

I would never consider dressing like that guy! Nor would I ever considering approaching a female under the age of 50: I have already raised two children and that’s more than enough for an old dude like me.

MsLittlePea said...

It's not so much that he was approaching girls-everyone gets hit on at the beach. But he was sticking his tongue out and being vulgar.

flutter said...

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little

MsLittlePea said...

yep

thethinker said...

Did he go buy the bottom half of a woman's bikini?

Whiskeymarie said...

It looks like he's wearing a
man-daiper.
Perhaps he's incontinent in addition to being obviously mentally ill.

thailandchani said...

Yes.. that certain "type". I recognize him... even from my computer screen. :)


Peace,

~Chani

Rebecca said...

yes - I agree with Whiskey - he must be incontinent as well as mentally retarded

what a loser!

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Is that an orange diaper? Very sexy for sure.

Some people should be banned from pubic (um, PUBLIC) places.