Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Answers to yesterday's True or False

No Tuesday confession today. One of my truths is shocking enough anyway.

1. I once dated a pro-athlete. I saw on the news three months after we stopped seeing each other that his wife had filed for divorce. It is the shame of my life that I dated someone who I knew was married. *FALSE-I've never dated a married man or a pro-athlete, dammit I'm not a homewrecker!

2. When I was in high school, I met the president and got in trouble for trying to pinch him on the bum. It was fun and totally worth it. I think he secretly enjoyed it and if you knew which one I was talking about(do the math I'm 30), you would think so too.*TRUE- This was a trick because I bet you're thinking it was Bill Clinton. Nope. It was Bush, our current ass-I mean president's father just before he lost the election to Clinton. I still think he secretly enjoyed it...

3. I accidentally exposed my 80something year old mother-in-law to internet porn. I thought it was a website about the village in France where her family was from. Her reaction was,"Oh thanks, Angel, it was really pretty," before I figured out the mistake.*Unfortunately this is TRUE-I memorised a web address for the town of La Rochelle in France,typed it in wrong and ended up in a dirty porno website about a pretty girl named Rochelle. My MIL is not uptight about that kind of stuff and teased me about it for weeks.

4. I've been to the Bahamas more times than I can count. I have some friends who live there, so I can pretty much go whenever I want to. My husband and I are planning to live there when he retires(in 15-20 years). We dream about it together at least 50 times a week.*FALSE-One would think since I live so close I would go there all the time but I've never been there.

5. I once got caught shoplifting. I was 13 and I stole makeup at Kmart. My parents threatened to send me to live with my grandparents if I did it again. To this day I don't even shop at Kmart because I'm still embarrassed.*FALSE- When I was 4 a girl my mom was babysitting got caught stealing gum and the store employees were so mean to my mom, I'm too scared to even think about trying to steal..

6. I lived in New Orleans during Mardi Gras and never went. I was too lazy and frankly not interested in seeing people make complete fools of themselves. I sort of regret it now. I would've enjoyed making a fool of myself in the French Quarter.*TRUE- I'm the only one I know who's been there and didn't go. I don't regret it that much.

7. I kept a toad as a pet when I was 8. I named him Baby. He wasn't allowed in the house so he lived in a bucket on my patio. He escaped and I cried for 2 days. Looking back, I'm happy for him now.*TRUE-I love my pets what can I say. I don't even try to touch toads or frogs, or anything with bumps today.

8. The Bachelor is my favorite reality show. I consider myself a feminist, but dammit I can't help it. I like to laugh at people being pathetic and desperate no matter what sex they are, no apologies!*False- Don't have anything against that show really, just not my cup of tea.

Des told me I have to link to her so she can be first in a google search. So if you love me and you love Des then you have to do it too. All the cool people are linking to Des, don't you want to be cooool?


super des said...

I got half of them right. Looking back, why did I not think #1 was false?
My bad. and whatnot.

Lovin the linky love :)

thethinker said...

I wonder what would have become of your toad if he hadn't escaped from the bucket.