House Rules Recap

Because apparently, someone forgot and needed a reminder.

House members who do this:






On foul smelling dead things are subjected to this:



Escape attempts are futile.

Putting the tail down in an attempt at getting pity is also futile.

Trying to jump over "bathgiver" who is offended by foul odors' leg just makes bath punishment take longer.


Sad faces will also be met with steel coldness and bath will continue. Fellow occupants are perfectly aware of a certain house member's enjoyment in dousing himself in stenchy, putrid odors. However peace in the home requires cleanliness and absence of dead fish aromas. Sorry......