I actually heard these sentences come out of the mouths of hetero-sexual men over the weekend-no lie:
(Mr.Pea wanted me to make sure I let everyone know he did not participate in any of the conversations wherein these sentences occurred-he's way too manly)
"I bought Justin Timberlake's cd, and I love it."
"You guys are gonna laugh, but, I really do think Britney Spears has some talent and I can see her having a come back."
"Have you ever heard that song,'Let's hear for the boy'? It's from the 80s. I like that song."
"Is my hair wierd?"
"Awh! It's raining! I just got this shirt dry-cleaned!"
"I can't believe Kelly Slater(pro-surfer) is going out with Cameron Diaz! uhhh what is wrong with him!"
"I hate those shoes-they look like nurse shoes."
"Do you think I should get my eyes done?"
yeah.
OMG, that is hysterical. Too bad you didn't use your cool new camera to take incriminating photos. Get my eyes done...heh!
ReplyDeleteI did get some photos.....I'm just biding my time with them..hehehe
ReplyDeleteLOL! Oh, now that's funny! Just goes to show ya... :)
ReplyDeletePeace,
~Chani
They're really on the up & up with the Hollywood gossip, aren't they?!
ReplyDeleteha ha ha!
ReplyDeleteGood - some proof you can hold over their heads if you ever need to do some blackmailing...
oh yes-I luvs to blackmail!
ReplyDeleteeww
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